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New Mission...

TheyCalledMeMad!
My son!  My son is victorious!  All of you, ants!

*Cough, cough!*

It would appear that this blood... is all mine!?

Grahh... this is... not good...

Must... get to... emergency... terminal.

Abject Failure...

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Brr... I hate the fact that my bomb squad team members were so grossly incompetent that only 8 stores remained.  The fact that the mall has to close for this week is a direct result from that.  It's pitiful.  Absolutely pitiful.

As for me and whether I'll be working on repairing the mall, it seems that I have some more pressing issues to attend to.  One of my experimental specimens, JM9203, has broken loose.  They really don't make these containment tubes very strong anymore, do they?  As it goes, I will be trying to track it down this week, because it is most likely in a very.. vulnerable state.  It may be prone to violent and uncontrollable behavior.  The chemicals that are flowing through its system have not stabilized at all, so it would be best if I could find it sooner rather than later.

Be on the lookout.  If things get really hairy, there may be an opportunity to hunt this creature down and subdue it.

Pleasure for Pain...

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Hmm... a most delightful turn of events seems to have taken place at the mall.  I can now inflict pain on myself by the most mundane things that other people consider 'enjoyable'... This is one week I WON'T be deliberately testing the limits of my body for physical harm... by deliberately testing how much 'favorable stimuli' I can handle.  The pain is sensational!!!

Hahahahahahahaha!

*Cough* - It hurts to laugh!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!


A Note on My Residence...

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In a lot of the mail I get (mostly young babes/future specimens from Costa Del Sol), people want to know where I live, what I do when I'm not working, and what my hobbies are.  Well, for starters, I've managed to rig quite a complex series of wires together, conjoining TGA units 3, 5, and 7, which are all adjacent to each other (it's like odd houses being on the opposite side of even ones on your standard road), crafting the lab in which I spend all my time.  During my time with the minis, I quartered them off in unit 7, where they were easily observable.  My experiment reached a culmination this past Wednesday.  I had quarantined them at this point on the off chance that they got wet, especially seeing as I had a large vat of water in the center of the room that was closed tight with reinforced materials.  I wanted to see how far they would go to keep from perishing.  Well, during what I called 'The Zero Hour', that is, the time I expected hem to perish, they finally managed to pry open the vat and quickly consumed the available water.  This put them into an uncontrollable state.  That is to say, the 7 that managed to get to the water.  They began by tearing apart the 'unfortunate' (by common standards) five that didn't get water.  I found this turn of events very fascinating.  Then, they noticed me observing them through the bullet-proof glass partition between Unit 5 and 7, and smashed themselves against it in an attempt to reach me.  Their efforts proved surprisingly effective, as the glass began to fracture.  They were, however, bleeding and wearing down, so I wasn't too worried.  Nonetheless, I activated my emergency 'Neutralizer', which essentially vaporized their chamber, destroying them.  My examination of their remains proved less than enlightening, though it is good to see that miniature humans respond to that stimulus in the same way that full-sized humans do.

That about covers my hobbies: yes, they consist mostly of experimenting on organic entities and discovering how to manipulate their genetic coding/what makes them work/what destroys them.

What I do for work is also running experiments.  I am close to - but not readily able to access - my former lab at the Shinra headquarters, but I have managed to obtain some materials during late night excursions and the time they had a two day 'Feast and Banquet Sabbatical' (no doubt the impetus of Heideggar, President Shinra, and Palmer).  Experiments are essentially my life.  Even blitzball is primarily a glorified experiment.  Refia has proven to be quite a successful specimen.  The others... not as much.  I may need to... correct that issue.

What else was I going to address?  Ah, yes... Three 'Exceptions' to my experiments with the mini-clones.

For starters, the rogue Hojo who went AWOL remains as such.  I could assume that he has perished, but it doesn't seem likely.  If any of your clones dropped dead before their expected time of eradication, it was probably his doing.  It is safest to assume he is still alive.  The Jenova, mako, and Chaos cells in his body would make it particularly hard for him to die.

In regards to the 'Control Hojo' and his little pet moogle... well, true to my word (I am a man of science, after all), I did not subject him to my normal experiments.  When I briefed him about the water situation, I gave him the option to remain here or seek alternate options.  Not wanting to face oblivion, he ventured off with his moogle, perhaps searching for Chaos.  I am not sure what has become of him, but I wouldn't be surprised if he and his moogle are still alive.

Why do I get a little teary when I think of goodly 'Control Hojo'?  Is it because he reminds me so much of myself, the noble, ever-important, humble genius scientist that will change the world?  Perhaps.  Maybe we will meet again...

Or maybe not.  Heh.

The Stupidest Decisions Possible.

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Interesting that Cosmos and Chaos are all so foolish.  Of further interest is that so many people at this mall are foolish, too.  Chaos must be plotting something with these minis... I can only imagine he will eventually use them against us.  Too many times have my experiments turned on me, as is evident by that spikey-headed failure and the sullen Turk, so I have learned my lesson.  When the day of reckoning at the hands of Chaos's minis comes, my Private ) will hopefully be ready.  Equally foolish on Cosmos's part is the notion that, should my Hojos be condemned to die, I would willingly hand them over to her for the killing.  Seriously, though... a microcosmic society in the throes of blight and drought?  Think of the observational possibilities!  Some may ask me for mercy... and I will deliver... slowly, but surely.. I will enact mercy on my minis, rather than genocide.  It is all part of the plan, anyway... Until then, the experiment shall continue.

Anyone else wish to choose the third option?  For further clarity, I will observe them in their remaining days, care for them, and try to determine what makes them... work.  They are truly fascinating specimens... Each of them is at least a little different.  On the inside and the outside...  Hahahahaha...


Key Observations:

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Over-indulgence in Valentine's Day activities produces sickening condition.  Result of unrestrained exuberant behavior is the cultivation of an egg within the body.  It would seem that, once the egg has grown to its full size and is expelled from the body, a tiny lifeform begins to take shape and develop into a miniature version of the person from which it was spawned.  Delicate care is required for the entity within the egg to reach its moment of birth unharmed.

Initial Observation: FASCINATING.
Secondary Observation: AVOID THE ALLURING POWER OF SWEETS AND COERSION.
Tertiary Observation: EXCELLENT.  My research on microcosmic versions of myself shall prove... highly enlightening.

Huahahahaha...

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My time has come... Ultimate Mastery of Biochemistry... JENOVA cells... Absolute!  The world is awash with color and power!  My ability to manipulate existence as we know it has been perfected!

Case in point, experimental subjects Firion, Refia, Yang, Yo Mika, and Professor Gast... Better known by their 'CLONE' (Chemically aLtered Organic Neurological Experiments) numbers, were subjected to my genetic... tampering, let's say, and are now superhuman machines and perfect examples of physically adept specimens.  I am still... working on the mental aspect... Hahahahaha... I'm as good with making jokes as I am with making human experiments!

Now, to enter the world of the mall...

OOC: Can The Mad Experiments be involved in the League Play?

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